Reviews

Very sweet. Classic "baby aspirin" flavor of either your dreams or nightmares. Briefly sharp orange flavor is nearly smothered by slightly chalky vanillin middle, but returning in the extended finish. Ok. Purchased at Tim and Tom's Speedy Market.

Very sweet. Strong pineapple with good tart tones and fragrant coconut. Starts like a good Piña Colada. Very long and, sadly, slightly rancid sucralose finish. Ok.

Quite sweet. A bit thicker than most drinks but not very much. Very strong lychee floral from start to finish mostly overpowers just about everything else. Extended finish. Ok. Received from Try The World Snack Box

Medium sweet. Quite floral with less sharpness than I would expect from passion fruit, though still has several of the characteristics. Familiar HFCS notes in the finish overshadow honey tones. Ok Purchased at Shanghai Market.

Slightly sweet. Floral citrus start with an subtle earthy middle that gradually fades to a nice blended finish with a hint of umami. Recommended. Received from Try The World Snack Box

Slightly sweet. Quite chunky. Simple and light with a light lemon flavor. Quite refreshing. Recommended. Received from Try The World Snack Box

Medium sweet. Slight fire. Very pleasant ginger/lemon with hints of wood and grass. Moderately chunky with nice aloe niblets. Recommended. Received from Try The World Snack Box

Barely sweet. Slight vinegar. More floral than fruit for the pear with non-specific herbal notes more present in the finish and mostly lost in the start and middle. Long and enjoyable floral finish. Recommended

Very sweet. Classic orange with just enough cinnamon to add complementary flavors without heat. Medium, relatively clean finish. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Very sweet. Nearly a sugar bomb. Light caramel and heavy vanilla with a hint of depth though little complication. Surprisingly pleasant extended vanilla finish. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Medium sweet. Mild-ish acid. Decent fruit works well with a light funk and just enough tartness. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Very sweet. Light birch sour tones with nice caramel and anise highlights provide excellent depth. Very extended wintergreen finish. Recommended. Originally posted to Twitter.

Quite sweet. More fruit in the nose than in the somewhat floor cleaner-esque flavor. Long inoffensive finish. Pass. Originally posted to Twitter.

Quite sweet. With occasional hints of natural versions of the flavors from the label, the overwhelming result is pretty good church basement fruit punch. The kind where it was served in a watermelon only if they were feeling fancy. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Quite sweet. Fairly classic non-specific "fruit" but with a nice level of tartness to add depth to the otherwise non-descript favors. Very short finish. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Very sweet. Comes across more like apple pie than Horchata. Missing intrinsic creamy qualities I usually associate with this name. Still, has plenty of depth to the flavor and a fairly clean finish. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Very sweet. Medium fire. Starts with fairly intense classic "green apple" flavors with subtle tartness that blends well with the rising complex ginger. Apple overpowers ginger in the lingering finish. Recommended. Originally posted to Twitter.

Medium sweet. Tangy natural-ish grapefruit flavor is relatively mild and more broadly citrus-like than purely grapefruit. Extended but fairly pleasant finish. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Slightly sweet. Tangy herbal start lingers before slowly fading. Interesting. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Medium sweet. Tastes like soapy vinegar, heavy on the soap. Not sure if there is actual detergent in there but would not be surprised. Hopefully just a bad can? Undrinkable. AVOID. Originally posted to Twitter.

Very sweet. Peach hits first with a neighborly facsimile to the real fruit followed by medium fire and nice ginger close after. Pretty sticky finish, though not entirely unpleasant. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Quite sweet. Distinct orange flavors layer rather than meld. Somewhat tinny. Natural layer fades quickly while others linger for awhile with sucralose tang. Different. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Medium sweet. If someone had served this to me as a "virgin margarita" I don't think I would argue. Nicely captures fresh grapefruit against a nice saline background with some deeper notes. Recommended. Originally posted to Twitter.

Very sweet. Heavy cinnamon and birch make for a nice combo throughout with some caramel to mellow the anise in the long finish. Recommended. Originally posted to Twitter.

Very sweet. I've been waiting awhile to rate this one for various reasons but I think the very short version is: Tastes like Pepsi. Maybe a touch less bitter. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Quite sweet. Fairly simple though non-specific lemon/lime with a slight emphasis on the lime. Remarkably clean finish. Recommended. Originally posted to Twitter.

Very sweet. Strong wintergreen and anise with some late vanilla. Long, but nice finish. Simple but well executed. Recommended Originally posted to Twitter.

Very sweet. Definitely "fruity" and I can believe there is Mango somewhere in there, even somewhat distinctly in one of the several flavor shifts. But mostly comes across as !! SWEET AND FRUITY !! and misses any nuance. Ok. Originally posted to Twitter.

Very sweet. An interesting blend of natural orange and traditional "orange soda" flavors. Less fructose sugar tones than the 20% juice label would suggest. Very nice finish. Recommended. Originally posted to Twitter.

Medium sweet. Bright natural Lemonade tones in the start clad a ginger and soft vinegar core that grows as it warms. Medium fire. Maple is present though muted. Slightly bitter natural ginger finish. Recommended. Originally posted to Twitter.