Leninade
NOTE: This review is an early item I found in my old Twitter stream that counts as a soda review. It is not in the more useful later form of review but I am including it for posterity.
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Lemonade: Fantastic lemon-lime flavor. Just about perfectly sweet. Good finish. Hilarious bottle.
(Pretty sure auto-correct was at fault for the first word of that review but it's hard to say nearly 7 years later.)